Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Obama Due to Power Outage
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
7	7 Vote	Women Are Inferior to Men With Red Hair
6	6 Vote	OMG, What Is This Cannibal Rat Ghost Ship Thing Even Real?
4	4 Vote	Hooray for the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1