Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
5	5 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Things Explode
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
144	144 Vote	Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
4	4 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive Cars
47	47 Vote	French Senate Votes for Gay Men to Camp With Boys
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
8	8 Vote	My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
3	3 Vote	This Woman Left Her Husband Accidentally
5	5 Vote	Internet-Famous Preteen Metalheads Are Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections
143	143 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
41	41 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
6	6 Vote	Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Blue Wig
9	9 Vote	Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Date Night
106	106 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
8	8 Vote	Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
36	36 Vote	North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
7	7 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just a Major Obstacle to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
5	5 Vote	"Superhero" Husband Hogties Burglar, Leaves Him Without Half A skull
6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
3	3 Vote	Carbon Emissions a Danger to Public on Miniature Golf Course
70	70 Vote	They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
82	82 Vote	2 Million Women Want Anal
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
105	105 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere 1	1
34	34 Vote	Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
6	6 Vote	Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Sing
4	4 Vote	Massive Dragon Skull Is the Sexiest
33	33 Vote	15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
4	4 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Had an Armed Security Guard Shoots Off Penis With Illegal Weapon
4	4 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit Hauling Ton Of bricks
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
5	5 Vote	Chickens May Be Space Bound

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