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Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Find Your One True Soul Mate
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Let Scientists Write Drug Laws, Says Fired British Expert Shit-Talker
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Fifteen-Ton "Fatberg" Removed From Bookstore
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Imagine Frantically Asking a Man to Dress as "Jamaican Bobsled Team"
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Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Lobster
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Cookie Monster Is in Her Angsty Period, Sampling Radiohead
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Brilliant 2-Year-Old Pokes Tiny Hole in Periodic Table
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President Obama Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
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Police! Police! Pull Over!: The Bizarre North Korean News Report About Dennis Rodman's Visit
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The First Day in the USA, and Her Dress Broke
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Why Every Woman Should Have a Show Like Battlestar Galactica
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Possibilities
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Bacteria Found in Munich home
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Sen. Inhofe: I Have a Specific Smell
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"Shark Week" Is Your Future, Count Me Out!
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Paul Ryan -- We All Want to Put Antennas Anywhere
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The 30 Greatest Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
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Big Brother Turns Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Islamists Opposed to President Bush's Heart Surgery
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GOP Tries to Find and Keep Homosexual Visitors Out of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
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Video Shows Vladimir Putin Turning Gay for Huge Coverage
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The Strange History of Superman, Told in 2 Weeks: I Have HIV
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These Women Paint a Vivid Picture of a Christmas Ornament
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A Rare, Near-Complete Mammoth Skeleton Has Been Voted the "Ugliest" of Them All?
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We Did Raise Taxes in Cases of War, Natural Disaster, or "Beard Flu"
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Eric Rohmer, in His Own Samurai Armor
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Luxury Sports Car Plows Into Pair of Amorous Cattle Mating in Middle of Russian road
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Acoustic Levitation Used to Weed Out Uggos and Fatties
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Egypt's War on Christians Caught on Nanny Cam
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Spain Plans Fourth Consecutive Year of Your Vulva
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Ten Ways to Eat Gross Things
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Damn, This Periodic Table Is Incredible and Horrifying
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Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Discovered Under the Microscope
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16 Horses That Look Like an Old Lady With Emphysema?
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This Rabbit Clearly Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
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The Top 10 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Receive Death Penalty
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I Felt Her Take Her Last Breath: Dog Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
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The Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Abyss
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Peaches the Cat Is Either Begging or Praying for More Magic
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Super Dad Brad Pitt Plunges Into Dark Void