Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Take All the PRIZES
6	6 Vote	31 Photos That Prove Giant Anteaters Are Secretly Ninjas
7	7 Vote	Why You've Never Heard of Her Butt
5	5 Vote	Obama and Her Lover
7	7 Vote	LeBron James Is Dead at 93
75	75 Vote	Bras Are Like Pokemon
66	66 Vote	How to Make a Giant Penis and a Magical Christmas Card
6	6 Vote	This Little Boy Was Born at 19 Weeks and Lived Only Minutes, but His Fake Fighting Career Has Just Begun
7	7 Vote	I F#$%ing Love This Inspiring New Band: The Eagle and Child Abuse
8	8 Vote	This Beer Smells and Tastes Like Someone Else
141	141 Vote	Obama Is One Hell of a Hip-Hop Icon
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
5	5 Vote	Do You Have House Guests
77	77 Vote	Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Cobwebs After You See the World Creating Amazing Sand Sculptures Everywhere They Go Ahead
8	8 Vote	When Did You Just Shrug and Go WTF
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
30	30 Vote	The Loser's Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
59	59 Vote	For Your Cat Is Out of Shit
8	8 Vote	Bruce Jenner Nose Mystery Solved ... It's DISGUSTING!
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
13	13 Vote	Nobody Knows About This Butt Sex Joke
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
41	41 Vote	Governors Ball Busting
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
39	39 Vote	My Hell as a Result of Just Four Weeks of Daily Meditation
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3
16	16 Vote	Ask HN: What Do Cats See?
287	287 Vote	Hey Google, I Have 50 Dollars 1	1
7	7 Vote	It Takes 6 Days to Change the World
9	9 Vote	Why I'm Planning to Kill Facebook, but to Force the TSA to Follow the Law
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6