Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	👉 52% of Americans Will Needlessly Die
8	8 Vote	Bear Steals Lobster Roll, French Fries From Woman's Ear
149	149 Vote	Dingus Is Very Upset 1	1
88	88 Vote	Weekends Are for Vampires
39	39 Vote	How a Mole Got the Coolest Fez
196	196 Vote	Facebook Removes the Word "The" 2	2
6	6 Vote	Walmart to Stop Climate Change
6	6 Vote	Aren't You Glad That Ice Cream Isn't Made With Code
152	152 Vote	Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles 2	2
128	128 Vote	AssBallsDick in the Running for National Book Awards
95	95 Vote	When You Have Stolen My Dreams and My Hogs Are Horny
133	133 Vote	Grow Your Own Damn Chicken Sandwich
76	76 Vote	Florida Man Accused of Having Affair With Bruce Willis
53	53 Vote	Congress Has Its Panties in a Russian Cornfield 1	1
208	208 Vote	Classic: Bulbasaur Is Finally Available at Grocery Stores 2	2
190	190 Vote	Welsh Town's Anti-Sex Toilets Will Spray Users With Water Cannons, Firebombs
240	240 Vote	The Grinch That Stole Data From iPhones
72	72 Vote	Republicans Fear Trump Will Win Reelection
7	7 Vote	Sea Turtle Hatchling With Two Jobs Chose Unwisely
55	55 Vote	Illegal Levels of Uncomfortable Creepiness
144	144 Vote	Think Twice Before Using the Word "The"
43	43 Vote	Vote, Vote Baby Crocodiles
6	6 Vote	I NEED to Know About Vinegar
207	207 Vote	Tomorrow's Not a Thing, Study Finds 3	3
131	131 Vote	👉 Teen Uses Smart Fridge to Tweet After Her Parachute Failed
188	188 Vote	Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
59	59 Vote	Anthony Scaramucci Wants to Return to Earth
49	49 Vote	Make Me Impale You With This Chubby Lizard
267	267 Vote	Guilty-Looking Dog Definitely Did Not Bring Down Tower 7 on 9/11
70	70 Vote	Ralph Lauren Launched a Collection of Raccoons Just Being Their Adorable Selves
173	173 Vote	Knives Made of Human Flesh
33	33 Vote	An Historical Look at This Banana Hammock
9	9 Vote	👉 Elon Musk Says AI Will Soon Deliver Aspirin, Snacks via Drone Strikes
29	29 Vote	A Pit Bull Was Strangled by a Jeep
69	69 Vote	Obama Reportedly Told Biden Not to Open-Carry Into Store
119	119 Vote	Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf 1	1
136	136 Vote	The Best Porn Is Found Hiding in Plain Sight
3	3 Vote	Trump Continues to "Perform Well"
3	3 Vote	Someone Made a Cool Pic
2	2 Vote	We Now Know How You'll Die Based on Breed

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