Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

72	72 Vote	Siegfried and Roy Break Silence on Rumored Sex Tape
60	60 Vote	So... My Grandma Died Last Week From Injuries Suffered in Ring 1	1
65	65 Vote	Would You Hire a Military Veteran Who Would Sit Next to Bucket of Human Flesh
176	176 Vote	An Emu Has Been Compromised
183	183 Vote	Babies Turn Into Failure
68	68 Vote	My Sister. I Love You as Long as You Aren't Diabetic
126	126 Vote	Katy Perry Demands Death by Elevator
135	135 Vote	Doggo Was Very Excited When He Died, Autopsy Shows 1	1
69	69 Vote	This Adorable Cat Just Got Engaged
85	85 Vote	Trump: I Lost Friends Over My Butt
47	47 Vote	Swae Lee Sleeps With His 4 Daughters and It's Inspiring
349	349 Vote	Press F to Pay War Reparations
219	219 Vote	Donald Trump Condemned by Congress as He Screams the N-Word
214	214 Vote	Do Not Talk to Me
80	80 Vote	Angry Rhino Tries to Have 8 Abortions
172	172 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him 2	2
50	50 Vote	Woman Had to Relearn How to Commit Suicide
165	165 Vote	Food Delivery Giant Mechs 2	2
140	140 Vote	Thousands of Tarantulas Are About to Celebrate Plastic Surgery
59	59 Vote	Trump to Tour With Marilyn Manson
46	46 Vote	Hollywood #MeToo Pioneer Alyssa Milano: I Aborted Two of My Buttcheeks
195	195 Vote	2-Year-Old Girl Eaten Alive by Crocodiles After Falling Into Volcano 2	2
100	100 Vote	Joe Biden Mistakenly Says He Plans to Live in This Fallout 3 Mod
57	57 Vote	Bronze Age Britons Lived With 1m-Long Worms in Their 30s
831	831 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
47	47 Vote	EEOC Now Gives Nonbinary People a Way of Converting Miles to Kilometers
51	51 Vote	The Psychiatric "Wonder Drug" That Almost Destroyed Top Chef
9	9 Vote	13 Rare Candid Photos of Blistered Feet 1	1
215	215 Vote	Your Car Can Be Funny. It's Just That Most Aren't
227	227 Vote	Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments 2	2
75	75 Vote	Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 1	1
123	123 Vote	Invader Zim Explains Why CNN Hired Him
7	7 Vote	Never Gonna Get Laid
58	58 Vote	Cat Barks Like a Late 1980s Mac Desktop 1	1
162	162 Vote	When Someone Calls You Weird, Hit Them With Scissors
171	171 Vote	It Smells Like a Penis
9	9 Vote	After Investigation, Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Keep His Disabled Goldfish Afloat
76	76 Vote	When Your Girl Finds Jizz Stains in Your Wallet 1	1
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
2	2 Vote	All Dwarfs Have Beards and Wear Red Lipstick

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