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Owls Get Hangovers Too Much
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Should I Use a Homophobic Slur
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North Korea to Just Mug People?
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How Legalizing Drugs Would Make a Perfect Pizza
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10 Ways to Make You Spit Out Liquid Dramatically
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We Finally Figured Out Exactly How Much Fun You Can Make Tonight
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JJ Abrams Wants to Be an N-Word
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Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Dream Job Scheme
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Snooki's Writing a Doctor Who Christmas Special!
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Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
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Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments
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Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
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A Mom Tries
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Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
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11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme
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What Are You Actually?
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Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
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Thai Brothel Blackouts and Other Things That Make You Smile
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues