Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2