Headline Smasher

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7	7 Vote	CVS Can't Stand the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
4	4 Vote	6 Startling Facts About Your Sexy Time
4	4 Vote	Reader Poll: Big Letters in Headlines?
3	3 Vote	Holy Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Inspires George R.R.Martin to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
3	3 Vote	Obama Says U.S. Has Been Voted the "Ugliest" of Them All
2	2 Vote	Anything Sounds Cool if It's Said in 2001, Before 9/11 Even Happened
2	2 Vote	Woman Brags About Hitting Cyclist, Discovers Police Also Use Twitter to Hold Celebrities Hostage
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Expensive
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ways to Suck at Riding the Subway
1	1 Vote	This Is Ridiculous Fishing
1	1 Vote	NBC News Just Got an 800% Raise, and a Bag of Chips. Happy, Lay's?
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Fighter Jet Flies So Low It Barely Misses Air Show in Spain and Tom Cruise Threatens Suit Over Gay Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	The Mechanical Beauty of Early Computing MacHines From Ancient Times to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
1	1 Vote	A 3D Printer Doesn't Need Your Help, Thank You Very Much
1	1 Vote	Charles Krauthammer: Obama Has Been Achieved
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Pictures of Gorgeous Women That Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever
1	1 Vote	6 Countries Export 74% of All the Breaking Bad
1	1 Vote	What Happens When We Use More Green Energy? What?
1	1 Vote	Kim K. s Ass Caught in Hurricane ... Of Delusion
1	1 Vote	USS Enterprise Heads to Texas
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Marriage Talk Makes Me Insane With Jealousy
1	1 Vote	The Revolting Women of the Friends Finale, Part I