Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
5	5 Vote	Dr. Death Is Absolutely Heartwarming
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
34	34 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at the Males
8	8 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Overlords
8	8 Vote	Google Search Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
10	10 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
19	19 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Landslides
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
2	2 Vote	Tweeting Bra Lets World Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
2	2 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Pocket? You'd Be Surprised Who It Was
3	3 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered the Electron
8	8 Vote	Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
9	9 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Supervillain
6	6 Vote	Marine Corps Apologizes for Abusing Cat Overlord
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
20	20 Vote	Rumor: Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Build a UFO

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