Headline Smasher

In protest of what appears to be account spamming, I'm removing all of my votes for other users' headlines.

Wait, POUNDS?! We're talking about an American here; I'd like $100!

The other 36% is ice and vapor.

How would this sound?
"Trump Has Been Quietly Building a Political Group to Defeat Trump's Agenda"

Yesterday it was 8 votes

Justin Timberlake No Venue ‘O Thomas, Bomber No Control Cancer

Sorry, Can You Translate This?

JRDaA for President.

Crueldad is best dad.

How many votes would "A Few Words From This Fucking Pencil" get?

Of course he does.

Will the millennials survive Gen Z?

And now it's trying to stop!

A headline from a time where secularism is rapidly growing in America.

Find a way to stop those missiles, Trump!

A Kickstarter project might help.

Switch Found to Be Perpetrator

What happened to those 67 years?!

Then You'll REALLY Love Headline Smasher!

This headline needs more attention.

*But She's Still Pretty Talented

Arizona Mom and Husband Arrested for Sex With Ghosts

1. Consume alcohol.
2. That's it.

The future is gonna be great!!! Best. Headline. Ever.

So the "husband had sex with ghosts" claim was true!

Indulgences r back, ZOMG!?!??!?!?!?!?!

The last-gen consoles have retired, and we thought this would be a funny name for this article's title.

"One small step for man. I repeat, ONE SMALL STEP."

It's Not My EXPAND DONG

Twitch Eats Nachos

They SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

And then it turns out it was possessed by a god. What a twist!

A perfectly normal news article from the late Roman Republic.

...but I don't know what the term for "fear of space" is.

30-SECOND DEATH PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!

I never knew there would come a day when beauty pageants would be controlled by the U.S. government, or that our leaders are all perverts.

Flash Gordon: Hamas' latest weapon.

16 + 9 = 25

Obvious statement is obvious.

Make nonsense a meme.