Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
2	2 Vote	Obama Declares War on Workers: Screwing Workers, Raised to $136M
2	2 Vote	What if the Internet Implodes
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
4	4 Vote	Icelandic Elves Fight to Repeal Obamacare Every Day: We'd Do It Anyway
5	5 Vote	Report: Prince William Wants to Come Up With Method to Destroy Angels_
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
6	6 Vote	Celebs You Never Knew Existed
3	3 Vote	The U.S. Is Not Science Fiction
25	25 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About KISS Not Playing the Piano
45	45 Vote	Someone Is Doing a Great Fucking Show
29	29 Vote	FLASHBACK: 2 Grown Men Yelling at a Time Machine
5	5 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Start Making Fun of Terrorists
5	5 Vote	5 Gigantic Wars You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Pt. 4)
87	87 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
128	128 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1