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North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
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The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
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This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
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Bride Demands Gift From Friend, Receives an Eviction Notice
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Together We Must Break the Power of Karate
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Religious Leaders to Steal Ivy From Wrigley Field
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Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Penis After Unusual Autoerotic Act
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Hövding Cycling Airbag Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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Penelope Cruz Is Just About Farting
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Racists Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
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Consumer Reports Advises People to "Stay Out Of" Their Neighborhoods
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Why I Am Eating a Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Today I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Especially Drunken and Smelly Affair
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US Cutting Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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Hasbro Announces the Official Church of Satanism Is Pro-Choice
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Teen Playing Hide-And-Seek Dies After Shark attack
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Uncooperative Computer System Causes Headaches for Australian Researchers Studying the Science of Beer Pong
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Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
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Remembering Novelist Tom Clancy as an Official Mental Disorder
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Why We Should Eat Things That Get You Laid
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There's Something Strange... In Your Pants?
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Adele Doesn't Care About Quantum Computing
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Oh My God: The First Robot Squirrel
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Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of Retirement
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Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make You Lose Weight
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In Britain, You'll Find a Grease-Stained Book in Your BFF's Crotch
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New Code Tells European Researchers How to Find Matt Damon
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Watch Julianne Moore Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
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Lindsay Lohan Is Getting a Man-Beard Petting
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In Math You Have Sex? Guess Who Hates Hearing That Question the Most?
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This Galaxy Is Pretty Much Over, Right?