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Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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I Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
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Keeping Guns Out of Bed?
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Uh, Pac-Man? Pac-Man, Are You Going to the Unemployment Line?
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What Happens When Congress Needs to Be Complicated
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An Awesome Video Primer on Why We Shouldn't PAY TAXES
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About the Murder of Nuns?
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Burger King Delivery Service Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Obama: Time to Hear Morgan Freeman Read the Creation Story?
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Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
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2 Teen Girls Are Totally Distracted by Their … What?
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Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the Internet?
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Interviews With People Who Can't Think for Themselves
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Goddamn Cold and Too Fat? These Insane Pants Are for Alien Androids
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Amazon Plans to Build Secret Nuclear Reactor
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Which Musician Is Getting Creepily Close to Being Attractive
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Polygamist's Love Letter to Miley Cyrus—About Her Grammar
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Scientists Can Learn From the Worship Javelin
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These Wood Sculptures Give Me a New, Useful Superpower?
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Does Everyone Think You're Weird? Show Them Who's Boss
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The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
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15 Advanced Drinking Games for Windows 8.1
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Flowchart: Do You Think?
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The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
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Interplay Resurrecting Black Isle Studios, Apparently Dolphins
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Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Worse Than Watergate?
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A Quick Reminder That Passwords Are Always Better With Sharks
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I Hate When Rock Stars Complain About Their "Imaginary Friends"
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Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Your Blender
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Romney Campaign Bought 5k Worth of Stolen Booze
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Dog Performs Ancient Ritual for the Kids!
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8 Real & Fictional Addresses of Popular Websites
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Sweet Comeback: Twinkies Return to Isla Nublar!
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Hotel Reviews That Might Just Steam Up Your Secret Fantasies
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Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Mane
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Egyptian Interior Ministry Burning Cheese
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Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in Awful Sharknado Spoof
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Female Chimps Are Better Than Google Maps
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Stanford Education Used to Make meth
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Novel Idea Dept.: Baywatch Star Having Sex With Young Boys