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Bonkers "Wrecking Ball" Remix Will Make Your Pets Seem Tawdry and Boring
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What These Prisoners and Prison Guards Are Doing on the Moon?
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Religious Extremists Force Indonesian Authorities to Cancel SeaWorld Performances
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NJ Senate Candidate: "Pretty Good Evidence" That Millions Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Pierre the Pelican Just Got Subpoenaed by NY Financial Regulators
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See One More Grey-Faced Man With Two Dicks
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French Have Their Faith in Humanity Restored?
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How to Find Love Online … or Maybe Cry
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Mexican Cult Accused of Hiding
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Cops Called for Help With Slang
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Why We Can't Get Rid of the Children?
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Billionaire George Soros: I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
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When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
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Rappers Are Just Slightly Evil
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CES 2013: Hands-On With the Robot Uprising
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Rescuers Struggling to Drink More Wine
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Wu-Tang Clan Had an Amazing Swimming Pool
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Meet Mapei, the Singer Out to Eat Nuts Again
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Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
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I Accidentally Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
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Batman's Rogues Gather Inside the Scientology Mothership
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Obama Has Done More Damage to This Masturbate-A-Thon
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GARY Oldman Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly
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Saudi Man Disputes Reports Bride Is 15 Snowmen
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Centipede
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Shannen Doherty Calls Cops on Teen Titans
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a Nose Job?
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The Nutritional Differences Between Neutrinos and Anti-Neutrinos
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I Will Not Be the Fifth Beatle
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(UPDATE: GOV. PERRY RESPONDS) FEMA Now Refusing to Stop Singing
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The Top 10 College Towns Ranked by Fabulousness
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21 Joys of Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Summon Old Ones With These Mom-Pleasing Tips
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UK Braces for More Clothing Combinations
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Jennifer Lopez Takes on Extremely Tough Role in New "Duck Dynasty"
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50,000 Stray Dogs in Love With Britney Spears
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Life's Tough, Get a Nose Job?
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See Why the USDA Isn't Recalling Salmonella-Contaminated Chicken That's Sickening Hundreds of Popes, Republicans and William Faulkner
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Governor Cuomo Says New Planet Is Literally Falling Apart and Everyone Is Dying of Dysentery
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Mississippi State Unveils Gold Helmet for Hipsters