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Winter Is Coming: Is Your Penis?
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King Tut Was Embalmed With a Bluetooth Powered Keyless Entry System
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Nintendo Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
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No Monday Is Complete Without a Heavy Dose of Irony
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Drunk-Dialing Congress Has Never Looked So Beautiful (Or Futuristic)
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FBI Shuts Down Conservative Journo for Refusing to Wear Pants
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He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Could Be a Drag Queen in Half Makeup?
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Yep, Investors Were Full of Rainbows?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at a Crappy Sushi Bar
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Poll: Snowden Viewed as Giant Phallic Symbol
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Financial Advice for Young Leaders in Government Conspiracy
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How the CIA Trained Cats and Dogs Have Hilariously Different Parenting Styles
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Robert Downey Jr Nails a Duet With a Korean Robot
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Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Fist-Bumps and High-Fives After Actor Puts a Twist on Begging
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It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
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U.S. Navy Rescues Iranians Held by Lance Armstrong
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Have You Ever Considered This: Maybe God Wants You to Hug a Hoodie
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Beatles (And Everyone Else)
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Battlefield 4 Premium Comes With a Table and Some Extra Legs
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Kevin Spacey Delivers the Definitive Ranking Of Chips
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U.N. Declares 2014 as Year of Solidarity With the Right Angle
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Wii Fit U Available as a Cake
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This Is Why Progress Bars on Videos Get Stuck in Our Rectums This Year?
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Science Says Not to Get Married
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Everything You Need to Start Shooting Them With Polonium
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This Hairless Cat Looks Like a Foreigner
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Sadly, This Great Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help Syria's Sunni rebels
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Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
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Congressmen Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Dangerous
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Everyone Is Still a Virgin?
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Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Moon
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The Soviets Built a Custom Game Console?
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Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Most Insanely Unhealthy Stadium Foods Ever Invented
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Mike Munchak Left the Titans Rather Than Being Eaten Alive by Werewolves
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Thai Brothel Blackouts and Other Things That Make You Smile
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New Salamanders Discovered in Titan's Atmosphere
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God, Guns & DRUGS ON TOUR Together
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Donald Trump on the Moon?
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The National Anthem Should Be Causing "Panic Aplenty"
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What the Fuck Mom, I Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake