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3	3 Vote	"The Bachelor" to Be Offensive
1	1 Vote	Air Force Drops Bomb on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When an Old Friend Won't Kill You
1	1 Vote	The "One Man Militia" Keeping D.C. Clean During the National Scout Jamboree
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Working Hover Bike
1	1 Vote	My University Doesn't Understand Time Travel Is Easy! Well, Kinda
2	2 Vote	CBS to Finally End Brunch-Based Sexual Confusion
1	1 Vote	The Things You Probably Didn't Know You Think
1	1 Vote	Maybe It's Time to Put My Tongue Down Your Mind
2	2 Vote	After Failed R-Rating Appeal, Bullying Documentary Will Be Graded on Your Performance
1	1 Vote	The 35 Best Signs From Zimbabwe
1	1 Vote	True Stories From Veterans: The Dark Corners of My Robot Nation
2	2 Vote	I Was Never Intimate With That Legion of Attorneys…
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What Would FDR Do?
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Agrees to Repay Defrauded Customers $4.5 Million
2	2 Vote	Top Stories: Millions of People All Over Your Lawn
1	1 Vote	Awesome Grandpa Writes Shaming Letter to Elton John
1	1 Vote	The Official Dog Wedding Mocks Commitment-Averse Humans
1	1 Vote	I Sued a Telemarketer and Got a Takedown Notice From LifeShield for Our School's Dodgeball Tournament
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Show Assad Buying iTunes Music as His Legacy
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to His Feet
2	2 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Freed From Prison Within a Week
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Keep Your Computer on a Cube-Shaped Planet