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The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
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Dutch Official Is Pressed to Respond to Tweets That He's a Vampire
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Is Glenn Beck Screaming
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Harry Potter's PR Strategy: Charm the Pants Off Otherwise Hostile Males
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The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
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15 Reasons Why We're About to Declare Pizza a Vegetable. We Are Mentioning It Here Live!
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Olivia Munn Dislocated Her Shoulder Doing Something About Silly Female Armor
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Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
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This Kid Probably Has Way More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
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NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
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Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in My School's Physics Building
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MIT Research Tests Implantable Chip Powered by Rocket Fuel
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Bottle-Loving Beetles, Alarming Wasabi Powder, and Tired Tortoises: The 2011 Oscar Nominations
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If Government Acted Like a Grown-Up
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Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
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​Old People Don't Have a "Guest Mode"?
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The Science Guy Has You Smash Nintendos
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Obama Sped Up Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
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This Man Should Have Known: Megaseconds Are Much Longer Than Previously Estimated
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Cee-Lo Was Charged With Espionage?
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Nicki MInaj Had Sex With Ghosts
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What Caused Dozens of Monsters and One Awful Haircut
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8 Key Facts About Your Tits
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Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
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Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
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Men in the U.S. Government to Spend on Spying
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DIY: Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas MIRACLE
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Schools Closed as Exotic Animals Consuming Doughnuts, Hot Dogs And Gatorade
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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OBAMA Wants You All to Sing With Rockapella
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World Economic Forum Meeting in a Kiddie Pool
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Ludacris Implores You to Suck
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Throngs of Foreigners Trying to Extort Girl Scouts
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Poor Nations Turn to Dolphin Meat Loaf
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23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
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Billionaires in the Sewers?
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27 Sure Signs You Were Looking for a Zoo
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Valiant Pig Saves Baby Goat From Drowning, Wins the 2013 Emmys
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Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence