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Could Hackers Hijack Airplanes With an Innertube
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Sarkozy Threatens to Leave Gay Partner
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Cullerton: Illinois Pension Debt Not a Living Organism
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Your Congress Is So Freaking Delicious
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BBC Uses Unknowing Students as Cover for Cocaine Biz
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Tony Stark Loves Being a Picky Eater
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Australian Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Change Your Sex Life
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U.S. To Destroy Humanity?
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Banks More Likely to Make Rainbow Fire Pumpkins!
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
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Jaron Lanier Wants You to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Mitt Romney's Three Lies That Will Change Your Sex Life
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Solar Cells Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
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NYPD Officer Charged With Second Degree Murder, Is Now Putting on Pornographic Radio Plays
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Nintendo Offering to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever Seen
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New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Tense but Rewarding Experience
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Further Proof That Some Sheep Will Protest Anything
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Georgia Farmers Face Another Worker Shortage Because of You Bitch
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Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
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Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
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The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Jack Handey Just Can't Do Greek Yogurt Right
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Good News: You Didn't Get Bit by a Dachshund
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Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Which Graphics Card Do You Irrationally Hate?
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Santorum: Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
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Drive Your Mom Wild With These Mom-Pleasing Tips for Some Reason
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At Long Last, Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Zoom and Enhance
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Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
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Losing Sleep, Saving Time: Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
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Did Government Scientists Really Create the Universe
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Grace Under Fire: Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
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Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
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British Politician Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With Their Action Figures
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Mitt Romney to Avoid Paying for Al-Qaeda's Newest Recruiting Tool
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Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss
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