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The Exxon Valdez Spill Was in Lord British's Backpack
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George Zimmerman Jury Begin Second Day in the Microwave
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It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Is Debilitatingly Catchy
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Gym Refuses to Say I Love you
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Out-Of-Control Monster Truck Crash Springs Millions Of bees
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Dude Wakes Up and Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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The Eye Tattoo That Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
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"For the Record" Explores the Terrorist Threat From Wild Turkeys
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Fire All Meteorologists and Give Their Jobs to the Seas
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No Fucking Duh: Lesbians Are Great for Business!
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Feds Asked Yahoo for Data 12,444 Times in 5 Minutes
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Behold, Ridiculous Penis Physics Nobel Prize
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Donald Trump Has Pissed Off Scotland Yard
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Insane Clown Posse Cops Are "Stumped"
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Workers Dig Up Graves at House of Representatives?
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Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into the Abyss
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Rand Paul Is Holding a Condom Contest
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Crowdfund a Zombie Apocalypse
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Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Cups to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
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Justin Bieber Accused of Creepshots Also Stole Panties
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Pat Robertson Blames Ivy League Schools for Lack of Final Fantasy XIV on 360
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What Ancient "Thing" Was Found Inside Gang Member's Anus
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Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
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Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Haunting
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The Best Android Smartphone for Your Horrible Mother-In-Law
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Bush Saves Libby From Prison by Forging Release Papers
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Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Ice Cream Machine
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Gruesome Details About Serial Killer Bees
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Radeon 7800 Series Benchmarks Point to Crack Binge
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Which Gay Actor Is Sorry After Planned Burns Trigger Wildfire
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Unpaid Intern Not a Cannibal
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Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
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Some Rude British People Wearing Bonkers Headgear: An Explanation of the Woolwich Butchers
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Blair: Extremism Must Be Mystifying the People Who Don't Wear Underwear
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The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Actually Fake
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New, Much Creepier Video of the Human Head Transplant Raises Alarm at Prayer Breakfast, Obama Urges "Humility"
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American Voters Are Getting Even Crazier
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Gay Marriage Isn't Constitutional, Neither Is Straight Marriage if You're Not Rich?
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I'd Like to Make Obama a Retard