Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	An American Dies
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
52	52 Vote	Taliban Super Proud of Kendall's Boobs
5	5 Vote	Time Travel Q. & A. With a Cat?
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
40	40 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Marry a Goat
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
6	6 Vote	NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
6	6 Vote	Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
9	9 Vote	"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
7	7 Vote	The NRA on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
8	8 Vote	28 Ways to Be an Illegal Alien Today 1	1
6	6 Vote	I Can't Come Into Work Today Because I'm in a Kilt
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
255	255 Vote	Sir, You Are the Worst
9	9 Vote	Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Tuna Take Out
5	5 Vote	The Guy Who Regrets His Abortion
46	46 Vote	Dog Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
115	115 Vote	The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day 1	1
4	4 Vote	Biden to Speak Words
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
132	132 Vote	How to Get Drunk 1	1
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
8	8 Vote	Someone Told Her That Her Birthday Might Be Ruining Your Vagina
9	9 Vote	Bizarre Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People More Evil?
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
10	10 Vote	Kanye West Ordered to Stay Away From Birthday Party
6	6 Vote	Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
4	4 Vote	Assad's Brat 11-Year-Old Kid Reportedly Goads Us Into Attacking Syria in Stunning Defeat for Government