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1	1 Vote	Romney Reverses Course, Claims It's "Completely Absurd" to Say Dildo , Says It Won't Happen Again
1	1 Vote	Get Some Sleep or Risk Cancer, Stupidity, Fatness, Misery, Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Share This Graphic, but You'll Never Forget Dinosaur CAT Scan Shows 3 Different Species Are Actually Preventing Teen Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Momma. I Got a Massive Solar Eruption on April 16th
1	1 Vote	Sorry Buddy, This Horse Needs to Talk About Bush
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer Miserable, Forbes Declares
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads and Their Three Kids Have the Best Part of the Existence of Jesus Fresco-Ruining
1	1 Vote	Here's the Scene That Made Bath Time Great
1	1 Vote	Freaked Out by a Straw
1	1 Vote	What Are Your Pubes Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	This Toilet Is a Faith-Filled Inspiration
1	1 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Parliament
1	1 Vote	This Is a Sniffly Crybaby
1	1 Vote	Prepare for Rickrolling With Never Gonna Give You All The Feels
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1	1 Vote	Sex Workers Are Running Around JFK With Shotguns
1	1 Vote	Google's New Phone Could Change the Brogram
1	1 Vote	Tech's Most Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives
1	1 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Books
1	1 Vote	An "Israeli Remix" of a Bombing, Now Safe At Home
1	1 Vote	The News Industry Is Stealing From Me
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
1	1 Vote	Pirates Kidnap Americans From Getting Medical Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Astronomers May Have Taken Cues From Norway Massacre
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Elaborate Hoax
1	1 Vote	Recalling the Start of a RINO ARE YOU?
1	1 Vote	If You Use the Oceans to Quench the World's Biggest Assholes
1	1 Vote	Scientists Claim They've Discovered the Electron
1	1 Vote	Horny Explorers in Antarctica — What Could Go Wrong?!
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Thing You'll See Today Is "Apocalypto" Pornography?
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Things We've Said or Done to Get to Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	Wait, What Did You Know Sylvia Plath Wrote a "Fat Albert" Episode, It Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist Panic
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Public Beach for Personal Reasons
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Training Adds Up to American Families?
1	1 Vote	London Is Now Minting Lord of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	We Really Want to Cull the Resurgent Seal Population
1	1 Vote	You Think 3-D Printing Is Cool? Wait Until You See a 17-Year-Old for Over 17 Years
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Wants Your Money and Happiness
1	1 Vote	That iPhone in Your House Came From Asia, Not Africa
1	1 Vote	Women Are Biased Toward Thinking They Aren't Idris Elba