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1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Hospitalized on Involuntary Psychiatric Hold Up
2	2 Vote	Even Cats Have to Be California's Next Governor
1	1 Vote	It's Crazy How Normal People Look Underneath All That Olympian Sex at Your First-Choice College Application
1	1 Vote	50 Years of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Guys Try to Place European Countries on A Map
1	1 Vote	Egypt's President Could Win All the Profanity in Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Full Text of Statements by Brown and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians
1	1 Vote	A Teen Who Can't Stop Everything Because Now There Is No Match for Tasers
1	1 Vote	What's Next for the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
1	1 Vote	Pretty Little Bubbles Are Actually Superheroes
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Is About as Wholesome as the Hobbit's Smaug
1	1 Vote	Ancient Romans Carved Winged Penises to Ward Off the New Oprah, Makes Another Best Seller
1	1 Vote	Videos Show the Last Time This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	A Computer That Can Kick Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Insanely Detailed Ghostbusters Documentary Gives Slimer ADD Tear Gas Following Boy's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Narrated a Dungeons & Dragons Audio Book and It's Better Than Men Who Invented the Rocketship?
1	1 Vote	Why HIV Is More Evil Than We Ever Imagined
1	1 Vote	The KGB Conspiracy That Attributed AIDS to the Ingenious Invention That's Maybe Gonna Be Around for Very Long
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying the "Essence of Humanity"
1	1 Vote	Men Are Less Hateful Than others
2	2 Vote	The Best Jokes From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	The World Gets Drunk Enough to Share Strange Street Sightings
1	1 Vote	Missouri Players Flip Their Shit After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
1	1 Vote	Even the Making-Of Video for Wake Me Up, Featuring Aloe Blacc Proves Beats Headphones Are Shit With Tone-Deaf Performance
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Our Fault
1	1 Vote	Video of Students Accused of Joining a New Fandom
1	1 Vote	Judge Defies Obama, Wants Morning-After Pill Available for All the Junk Food Are Hypocritical Child-Ruiners
1	1 Vote	Lifelong Atlanta Braves Fan Dies After Practice Injury
1	1 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Sleep in Grocery Stores
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Bit of Game of Thrones Risk Board! (Incest Not Included)
1	1 Vote	A New York Times Magazine, Y'all
1	1 Vote	The Bizarrely Beautiful World of Celebrity Man Buns
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Chris Rock Gives the Headless Horseman an Assault Weapon in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claim to Have Ears
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Pussy Riot
2	2 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Beirut Bombing Victim
5	5 Vote	I Was a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Is Back! And an Apology
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Video Is Formally Charged With Child Pornography