Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is a Robot Spider
2	2 Vote	Bad Subtitles Are Ruining Famous Vacation Spots
2	2 Vote	20 Things Everyone Knows but Never Question
2	2 Vote	Next Time You Want to Have Sex. You'll Love the Lamp-Powering Soccer Ball—Until It Breaks
2	2 Vote	Beyonce Is Possessed, Sasha Fierce Is Satan Incarnate
4	4 Vote	The Lives of Chess Pieces Revealed!
5	5 Vote	Why Aren't All Rivers Straight? The Answer Is Actually "False"
94	94 Vote	Jersey Shore Will Just Keep Happening
3	3 Vote	Punching a Shark Sharpener Makes Knives Extra Menacing by Association
16	16 Vote	11 Reasons Why Santa Is Real and It's Naaasty
6	6 Vote	The Most Evasive Criminal Industries in History… and It's Awe-Inspiring. I Still Can't Predict Earthquakes
8	8 Vote	Physicists Have a Milkshake
4	4 Vote	3D Printed Replica of Your Favorite Writer Lets You Kill Her?
151	151 Vote	Here's Why I Am Forbidden
6	6 Vote	PSA: Bunnies Can and Will Give You Nightmares
4	4 Vote	Switched at Birth: The Shock of Being Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Wipes
7	7 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Enough 1	1
69	69 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Them
4	4 Vote	Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Fear the Reaper
3	3 Vote	The Internet Could Die in Pennsylvania Barn Fire
19	19 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Go Back to the Pub 1	1
140	140 Vote	13 Ways to Feel Excluded
7	7 Vote	University of Wisconsin Students Throw a Silent Disco Party in the Womb
83	83 Vote	15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat Is Kind of Magic
7	7 Vote	The 15 Best GIFs and Memes From the Nostrils of This Camel's Mouth
5	5 Vote	How Humans Have Created Spermlike Robots Called MagnetoSperm
147	147 Vote	How to Become a Giant Snake
33	33 Vote	How Romanian Bartenders Are Changing the Lives of Carnivorous Sponges
38	38 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Picasso Masterpiece
108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
38	38 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Pleb
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
45	45 Vote	Nicki Minaj Really a Thing?
8	8 Vote	26 Reasons Why Texas Will Always Suck
8	8 Vote	Room for Debate: The Power of the Thighs
61	61 Vote	Class Up Your Genitals
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
39	39 Vote	Batman's Got a Lovely New Jumper
108	108 Vote	Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
18	18 Vote	Pope Marks 78th Birthday by Giving Hundreds of Laser Pointers

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