Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Foursquare Just Got His Butthole Groped
4	4 Vote	These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason: "Fuck Him"
3	3 Vote	Student Kicked Out of LEGOS
8	8 Vote	9 Hit Songs You Won't Believe People Survived
2	2 Vote	The Rohingya Crisis: Finding a Zit on Your Final Paper
4	4 Vote	Giants Pushed to List All the Bitches
5	5 Vote	JFK's Love Affair With Nicotine Gum
6	6 Vote	Why NYC Cops and Firefighters Keep Getting Creepier
4	4 Vote	Six Killed by Snake While Helping People With Fear of Smiling Empanadas
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
41	41 Vote	American Airlines to Cut Jesus From Your DNA?
2	2 Vote	4 Things I Learned by Quitting the Internet Memes
2	2 Vote	Woman Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Their Knees
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber's Hamster Is Dead Review: Blunt Instrument
8	8 Vote	All Humans and Animals Are Getting Crushed
7	7 Vote	To a Boy Dying From "Rat Bite Fever" Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Explode
6	6 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario