Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
9	9 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
180	180 Vote	Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs 1	1
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
50	50 Vote	Motorola Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
136	136 Vote	Report: Congress Is So Bad
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
40	40 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
107	107 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Real Lesbiany
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
57	57 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
5	5 Vote	Roommate Banished From Existence for Using Racial Slurs
14	14 Vote	Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
13	13 Vote	PayPal Apologizes for N-Word Threat
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
4	4 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Are Anal About How Their Hair Looks
137	137 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
4	4 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
6	6 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a Threesome
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
8	8 Vote	My Fish Died When I Saw This :(
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at Age 94
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
7	7 Vote	Tragic: Woman Dies After Cops Taser Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
8	8 Vote	The Ray Gun Returns in Pokemon Origins
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
8	8 Vote	Obama: There Are Multiple Video Games
189	189 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness

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