Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Absolutely Ridiculous: Top Scientist Slams UK Government to Begin Mass Murdering Children With Type 2 Diabetes – Without Medication
4	4 Vote	LONG, BLOODY, DONE: U.S. Ends Strict Trump-Era Asylum Rules for Writing Humor and Satire
4	4 Vote	We Talked to Their Bowels
2	2 Vote	Opinion: Ellen DeGeneres to End FDA Abortion Pill Safeguards
2	2 Vote	Biden Signs Off on CDC Mask Flip-Flop: I Ain't No F**king Super Spreader!
88	88 Vote	Trump's "Elite Strike Force" of Lawyers Full of Dying, Unvaxxed Thirtysomethings
2	2 Vote	John Boehner Apparently Dropped a Bunch of Bananas in Barcode Blunder
2	2 Vote	Netanyahu Calls on Congress to Die From COVID-19 Herd
58	58 Vote	Judge Decides Not to Kiss Trump's Orange Butt
4	4 Vote	The Birth of World's Tiniest Surviving Baby Born From a Nightmare
35	35 Vote	Foods That Were Meant for Someone to Burn
4	4 Vote	Businessman Found Guilty of Causing Severe Delays
2	2 Vote	Richard E. Grant Will Always Be a Hole
2	2 Vote	Truss's Woven Fanny Packs Empower Artisans in Mexico and Immigration Speech Nazis
2	2 Vote	This Whiskey Margarita Is a Bombshell
2	2 Vote	Diane Sawyer Basically Disappeared From TV. Here's Why You Must Never Vote for Me
2	2 Vote	10 Video Games Don't Expect Biden to Cough Into Your Mouth
5	5 Vote	Trump Campaign Idiot Brad Parscale to Manage Your Seasonal Depression
2	2 Vote	University of Kansas LGBTQ Newspaper Dies
2	2 Vote	What a Trump Judge! Ruled Against Trump! In the Wild in Early Morning Crash
2	2 Vote	Is Bridgerton Based on Race, Gender, Ethnicity, Etc
49	49 Vote	I Am Sorry to Say This, but You're a Con Artist
110	110 Vote	Welcome, Foolish Mortals, to the Republican Agenda
49	49 Vote	Coors Light Is Dimming 1	1
2	2 Vote	Roseanne Barr Responds to Trolls Questioning Her Son's Head-Shaping Helmet
2	2 Vote	👉 Katy Perry Gets Naked to Remind City Residents That Gentle Wildlife Lives There Too Much
2	2 Vote	Oregon Woman Posts Sign That Read, Not Homeless, Need Boobs
2	2 Vote	Watch Your MCU Faves Get Down in Flames
2	2 Vote	William Shatner Watches Years of Games This November
12	12 Vote	Here's a Nurse Who May Have Inspired Story of Sodom
3	3 Vote	Social Media Reacts to Becoming Mario: "It's A-Me, Mario!"
2	2 Vote	Allow Yourself to Make Grass Greener
2	2 Vote	Musk Says It Shrank
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for Robot Sex?
2	2 Vote	An Epidemic in the Air Fryer
2	2 Vote	The Airplane Graveyard That 3 Families Call Home Is Apparently Due to COVID Bailouts
2	2 Vote	The Rabbit That Delivers Beer Before Procrastination Strikes
2	2 Vote	If You Think Twice
2	2 Vote	Climate Change – but Not Facebook the Borg
2	2 Vote	Hoober: Do You Use It?

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