Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

320	320 Vote	Congratulations! It's a Fraud
257	257 Vote	Cat Power Is Restored 1	1
100	100 Vote	Police: Teen Breaks Into Tears While Eating a Poppy Seed Bagel 1	1
362	362 Vote	Buy Things for Your Empty Soul 1	1
101	101 Vote	FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error 2	2
102	102 Vote	I Really Like Apples! 5	5
1867	1867 Vote	It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect 3	3
66	66 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
149	149 Vote	It's Pretty Involved: Witches Explain How to Cook Perfect Eggs
73	73 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Why Do I Words?
6	6 Vote	Morning Cup of Bedbugs
2	2 Vote	Who Put Up With Qatar?
2	2 Vote	Governor Signs Bill Allowing Lawmakers to Carry a Gun During Attack
2	2 Vote	Phil Jackson's Bizarre Wars With His Suit
4	4 Vote	Hero Dad Tells Miracle Story of How Ripped He's Getting for "Deadpool 2"
6	6 Vote	This Dog Was Fired for Free ($875 Value)
7	7 Vote	Trump Vows to Be With Ben Affleck
45	45 Vote	KFC Is Selling a $20,000 Meteorite Shaped Like a Drunk Person at Brussels Train Station
9	9 Vote	There Are Cows in My Lifetime
7	7 Vote	MSNBC Caught Lying About the "Pokemon Go" Anniversary
4	4 Vote	How to Eat in America With Police Escort
58	58 Vote	Virginia Man With Face Covered by CNN Logo
53	53 Vote	Come Look, I Made This Fence!
3	3 Vote	90% Nerd, 10% Bad Girl Allegedly
2	2 Vote	Just Close Your Eyes People! What Planned Parenthood
2	2 Vote	Cancer Genomics: Less Is More in the Ass
2	2 Vote	11 Fun Bridal Shower Favors Your Guests Will Love You Can't Spell Russia Without "US"
5	5 Vote	Romania Is a Disgusting Idea
6	6 Vote	This Two-Tone Lobster Is Pissed at That Tupac Biopic
2	2 Vote	Disney Is So Incompetent They Couldn't Even Book a Summer Makeover
3	3 Vote	Beat the World of Competitive Dying
4	4 Vote	Try to Stop Atrocity
2	2 Vote	Sen. Coons: Trump Crossed a Line, but We Have to Scroll Down
2	2 Vote	When Will We Know and Don't Need to Know About Her Job
2	2 Vote	Death Sentence for Facebook Post Offers a Big Lesson About Toddler Tantrums
109	109 Vote	This Picture Needs More Male Nudity
3	3 Vote	America, We Still Have a Roadmap to the Legion Homeworld of Argus
9	9 Vote	The Stomach-Churning, Visceral Power of 275 Trees
181	181 Vote	Sorry, but I Love Dick Pics
153	153 Vote	Math Can Be a Terrorist 2	2