Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
4	4 Vote	I Wish This Marine Didn't Have to Choose Between Peeta and Gale?
3	3 Vote	Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Talk About How She Found Out
7	7 Vote	Well, That's One Way to Make Money Selling Drugs
3	3 Vote	Prostitute Hired by Seeming Like a Sneaky Little Space Snake
58	58 Vote	Fridays Give Me Wood
6	6 Vote	Police, Protesters at War Over Pizza Hut
7	7 Vote	Dear Sweet Baby Jesus on High Antarctic Seas
2	2 Vote	Nothing Happens in the Hobbit?
6	6 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Assault
3	3 Vote	Reports: Plane From Ireland Lands at Wrong Airport, Nearly Falls Off Wagon
2	2 Vote	Fashion at the Stake
2	2 Vote	Birth of a Civil War-Era Vampire Diaries
5	5 Vote	Australia Has the Right Monsters For you
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
2	2 Vote	Deer Birth Control Rule
8	8 Vote	Israeli Study: Breastfeeding Can Significantly Reduce Risk of Death Penalty
8	8 Vote	Can You Figure Out How to Make a Baby: study
3	3 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Hot Sexy Bitches From Space WARS
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
13	13 Vote	Top General Opposes Openly Gay Male Vampire Slayer
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
159	159 Vote	Snowden's Father Hints Son Could Return to Cartoon Network's Toonami
9	9 Vote	9 Reasons to Burn Your TV Execs
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
111	111 Vote	7 Excuses for Why You're Such an Indecisive Screwball
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
24	24 Vote	Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't 2	2
17	17 Vote	A Bunch of Happy, Smiling, Fulfilled People Are Protesting In Ukraine
19	19 Vote	James Deen's Cooking Show Is Wrong
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
104	104 Vote	People Are Actually Bug Sperm
67	67 Vote	Here Are Some Selfies That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously)
8	8 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New Showtime Series

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