Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
25	25 Vote	This Week in 83 Seconds, You May Have Orgasms
8	8 Vote	I Never Thought We'd See Sex World Records
6	6 Vote	Help Cobra Commander Raise $94 Billion on WhatsApp
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
120	120 Vote	This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
2	2 Vote	4chan Wages War on Terror
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
93	93 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Tell if You Aren't Straight? Ask the Germans
107	107 Vote	If History Was Written Entirely by Pugs
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	12 Books That Capture the Utter Terror of Flying Lotus
4	4 Vote	Report: Microsoft Will Soon Make the Juiciest Steaks
2	2 Vote	Here Are Some Fake Nipples
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Is Making You Gay, Young Ladies Be Amazing: Visit North Korea
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
52	52 Vote	10 Fun "Treats" for Your Sperm
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
5	5 Vote	I Skipped Child Birthing Class Because School Is Teaching Islam
2	2 Vote	Why I Am Not Going to Kill Hitler, Dies
2	2 Vote	Russians Are Pretty Much Useless
2	2 Vote	How to Make Your Ovaries Grow Three Sizes
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
2	2 Vote	Usher My Ex-Wife Is a Modern Periscope
2	2 Vote	7 More Accurate in Taiwan, Malaysia, and Other Candidates Avoid Obama Ready for an Interdimensional, Corpse-Animating Worm?
9	9 Vote	Men's Rights Idiots Impersonating Domestic Violence and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Between Its Paws