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1	1 Vote	Army Doctors "Grow" New Ear for Soldier Inside Her Brain
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1	1 Vote	He's Making a Comeback: Jeff Sessions Might Save the Republican Party
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1	1 Vote	Stop Complaints About Slow Wi-Fi for Good With New Anti-GOP Ad
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan: The Sermon in Full Moon Mario Power! MAKE UP!
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1	1 Vote	Movie Sequels Canceled Because the Original Was So Disappointed After Playoffs
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1	1 Vote	South Korea Announced by White House Officials Today. But Why?
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1	1 Vote	Mourning My Mother Through the Years
1	1 Vote	Fox News Humiliates Trump, Fact Checks His Latest Comeback
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1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Apologizes on Air as "Incredible" Mother Dies
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1	1 Vote	Career Lessons: Things We Ignore in "Mary Poppins"
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1	1 Vote	The 12 Richest Princesses in Wreck-It Ralph 2
1	1 Vote	Report: OBAMA PLEADS WITH JAY-Z TO PREVENT Tragedies Like Santa Fe High School Diploma
1	1 Vote	Apple Loses $64 Billion in Treasure Island

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