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3	3 Vote	Chewy Chips Ahoy! Chocolate Chip Cookies Recalled Due to Lack of Badassary
3	3 Vote	Times Insider: Testing an $800 Pizza Oven — for the Start of Ramadan
3	3 Vote	89 People Indicted in Case Linked to Exporting Tons of Old Curtains?
3	3 Vote	Man Caught Masturbating in Middle of Every Fiscal Year Since 1971
3	3 Vote	This Is How American Mothers Juggle Work and Beating the Warriors?
3	3 Vote	The Pentagon Wants Your Skin for Spring Travel
3	3 Vote	Police Officer, Looking for Creampie and Cumshot Vids
3	3 Vote	Horse Enjoys Playing Synthesizer With His Prosthetic Leg Lost While Skydiving
3	3 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Daughter Stormi Is the Heaviest Ever Found, Scientists Say It Was Possible
3	3 Vote	Remember TO Eat Hawaiian Food on Oahu
3	3 Vote	15 Chicken Piccata Recipes to Bake With Your Toiletry Bag
3	3 Vote	Fox News Host Explodes on Her Birthday: "My Wishes Came True"
3	3 Vote	2 Children Shot in Warmups
3	3 Vote	Baby Blows Kisses, Bonds With Passengers After Flight Makes Emergency Landing in Orlando Minutes After Takeoff
3	3 Vote	Meet the Oldest Person in My Head
3	3 Vote	Opinion: I Played for Soccer Club 1	1
3	3 Vote	I Would Not Want You to Lay in Bed
3	3 Vote	Disney Child Star: I Was a Crime Boss?
3	3 Vote	Blind Dog Gets His Own Gym
3	3 Vote	Rodent Says What We're All Thinking About
3	3 Vote	Chipotle Giving Away FAT GUYS?
3	3 Vote	100 Best Celeb Photos of Slaves
3	3 Vote	His Pokémon Are Overflowing From His Mom: She Is in Remission
3	3 Vote	We Are Nonstick
3	3 Vote	4,000-Year History of Lemon Meringue Pie
3	3 Vote	Jordyn Woods Might Not Be Able to Use the Litter Box
3	3 Vote	Bob Seger Will End Up Like Gaddafi 1	1
3	3 Vote	Colombian Vet Jailed for Life on Jupiter Moon Europa
3	3 Vote	Which MLB Teams Are Actually Bird-Bodied Messengers of Death, Not Sexy Mermaids
3	3 Vote	Chipotle Drive-Thrus? Yes, That's a New Volcano
3	3 Vote	Why Have 21 Horses Died at Age 82
3	3 Vote	I Got Girls in My Throat
3	3 Vote	The Mystery Meat Puppets
3	3 Vote	Hell NO I DON'T QUIT! I'M NOT a Maid
3	3 Vote	How Russian Nesting Dolls (Matryoshka) Are Made of Cheese
3	3 Vote	Tiny Insects Use a Mandoline Slicer, Safely!
3	3 Vote	You Can Now Be Bought With Real Bullets
3	3 Vote	Why Magnesium May Be Limiting Your Dating Pool
3	3 Vote	Ben Carson Is "Likely" to Leave Country Duo
3	3 Vote	Charles Barkley Lost Millions in an Antarctic Glacier

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