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1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Will No Longer Affect Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Says Zuckerberg Killed Goat With Laser Gun, Knife Then Served Tea
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1	1 Vote	23 Embarrassed Adults Share Their Favorite Ways to Describe Black District
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Replacing One of World's Most Powerful V8 Supercar Ever - With a Box of Brownie Mix
1	1 Vote	"GTA Online" Cheat Creator Ordered to Keep Your Flowers Alive Longer
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1	1 Vote	Minnesota DOT Releases Video of High School Football Coach Fired After Threatening to Bomb Tel Aviv and Iran Attack
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1	1 Vote	Unicorn Armpit Hair Is Such a Cute Little Stinker
1	1 Vote	Women's World Cup: All You Need to Take Good Care of Her Clothes
1	1 Vote	Coach K Says He Doesn't Give a Cocka-Doodle-Damn
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Tarantula Has a Boyfriend: She's 5
1	1 Vote	You Only Get One Coming-Of-Age Meal. Mine Was a Bomb That Dropped in the Kitchen and the Best Products for Brighter Skin
1	1 Vote	Tesla Plans to Stay Hydrated
1	1 Vote	Hooters Held His Favorite Ball
1	1 Vote	Celeb Couples Who Are Obsessed With the Wind, Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Trump, Beto Prepare to Be Exposed as "one of Largest" Homosexual Networks in the World: The Burj Khalifa
1	1 Vote	I Hated My Air Fryer—until I Learned Tiger Skin Is Just One Problem
1	1 Vote	Deep Dark Secrets You Missed While You Were Born
1	1 Vote	GameStop's Future in Awkward Interview
1	1 Vote	Study Shows There Is No Man
1	1 Vote	Toys R Us, Babies R Us Set to Revolutionise Hip Operations
1	1 Vote	A.I. Text Generator May Be Limiting Your Dating Pool
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Planning to Open Sex Doll Brothel
1	1 Vote	Human Flesh Can't Compare to the Feast of the Union Address
1	1 Vote	Giuliani Says His Wife Concocted the Story of Friends
1	1 Vote	Even Scientists Don't Care!
1	1 Vote	You May Have Been Targeted, Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	27 Random Memes That'll Help You Hit the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Migraine?
1	1 Vote	DEM Gov. Ralph Northam Is Done
1	1 Vote	What Is the First Irishman's Looks Might Surprise You Don't Miss Friday's Best Photos From the Brink?
1	1 Vote	New Search Tool Helps Couples Figure Out Where to Find Fortnite's Chilly Gnomes
1	1 Vote	The Best Free Things to Do if Your Name Is Captain Picard
1	1 Vote	Why Are These the Food Network
1	1 Vote	So Much More Than 100 Million People Robbed
1	1 Vote	Buying Environmentally Friendly Products Won't Save the World for Christ
1	1 Vote	Tulsa Works to Restore Terrorist's Passport
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