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6	6 Vote	A Raft of Floating Rock Stuns Sailors. But Can Tweens See It?
6	6 Vote	Facebook Paid Contractors to Transcribe Audio of Its New Video for "Icy" (Ft. Gucci Mane)
6	6 Vote	Cersei Had a Great Compact Laptop
6	6 Vote	Canadian Environmentalists Attempt to Move F.B.I. Headquarters
6	6 Vote	This Dolphin Needs Help With Medical Bills
6	6 Vote	Opinion: Tom Brady, the Ageless Wonder, Has a Laser
6	6 Vote	Teacher Fired for Not Having a Heart Attack, Study Suggests
6	6 Vote	Google Crushes Earnings Expectations for 3rd-Graders
6	6 Vote	Garfield Art Heads to 100 Cities This Fall. Greeeaaaat?
6	6 Vote	150 Year Old Woman Were Found Dead at Age 99
6	6 Vote	YouTube and Other "Toxins"
6	6 Vote	As Craft Beer Grows, So Do Wild Flavors With Brews Made of Frogs
6	6 Vote	Man Gave Meth to Keep Trump Happy and Stop Migrants, It Hasn't Worked
6	6 Vote	Hacking Diabetes: People Break Into Song
6	6 Vote	I Just Died of Accidental Drug Overdose
6	6 Vote	Do You Think You're Likely to Be in Handcuffs, Criminally Charged, but for Building Castles
6	6 Vote	Grumpy Cat, Beloved Meme Star, Dies at 79
6	6 Vote	This Lawmaker Doubles as a 6-Foot-6 Yoda
6	6 Vote	Older Americans Are "Entitled" to Own Nunchucks
6	6 Vote	Giraffes Could Be Costly
6	6 Vote	These 10 Travel Must-Haves Are Made From Thousands of Infants
6	6 Vote	A Huge Pikachu Phone Case Was My Own Skin
6	6 Vote	Ferrari Unveils Its "Most Lethal Aircraft"
6	6 Vote	This Robot Head Could Be Genetic
6	6 Vote	Fungus Is Killing Off Most of My Professional Career
6	6 Vote	George H.W. Bush to Be President Until 2034
6	6 Vote	Cardi B and C
6	6 Vote	Seat Cushions Believed to Be a "Nun"
6	6 Vote	Don't Put Robots in Charge of Sexual Crimes
6	6 Vote	Another Virginia Politician, Caught Up in a Hot Pickle and Self-Destructs
6	6 Vote	How to Flush Away Massive Turd He Did During a Twilight Fangirl Attack
6	6 Vote	Hello 2019 – What Are Your Pants?
6	6 Vote	Proof of Teleportation Thanks to Romaine E. Coli Outbreak
6	6 Vote	Aaaah That's Hot Cheetos
6	6 Vote	IS the Latest News From 2018? 2	2
6	6 Vote	White House Agrees to Dissolve
6	6 Vote	Jennifer Aniston: "I Want Ur Cock In"
6	6 Vote	3 Signs You May Be Over 600 1	1
6	6 Vote	Why You Should Absolutely Never Order From Dunkin Donuts
6	6 Vote	Pregnant Kenya Moore Gives Birth to First Child Vampire

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