Headline Smasher

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9	9 Vote	One-Third of Americans Are Pissed
9	9 Vote	15 Hazardous Job Sites That Are Not Cool
9	9 Vote	Broncos Von Miller Under Investigation After 2 Weeks No Fap
9	9 Vote	New Pokémon Go Shinies Discovered in "Uninhabited" Amazon Rain Forest
9	9 Vote	Trump Is Like "NASCAR on Ice"
9	9 Vote	Fire Dragon Dancing in NYC Council 1	1
9	9 Vote	Scrap Metal Turned Into a T-Shirt
9	9 Vote	BB-8 Will Now Be Called Hermes
9	9 Vote	Senate Votes to Kill and Die for Allah
9	9 Vote	200,000 Years of Marriage
9	9 Vote	Bella Thorne Should Play Jabba the Hutt
8	8 Vote	White House Will Kill Us. K, Bye
8	8 Vote	My God Makes No Sense
8	8 Vote	Biden's White House – Inspired by His Alleged Cannibalism Fantasies
8	8 Vote	I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Meme
8	8 Vote	Meet the Economists Who Got Stuck in Plastic Container
8	8 Vote	Ex-Tesla Engineer Tries to Make a 69 Joke
8	8 Vote	Adorable Girl Can't Find Her Goggles (They Are on the Gender Wage Gap
8	8 Vote	Coronavirus Canceled My Last Name
8	8 Vote	Jewelry Made From Oats
8	8 Vote	Blue's Clues Returns With a Serious Mumps Outbreak
8	8 Vote	How to Get Access to Brains
8	8 Vote	It's Been Two Years Since the Industrial Revolution
8	8 Vote	Impeachment Isn't Just Fun to Play, It's Extremely Funny, Too Funny!
8	8 Vote	Pete Davidson Calls Out "Racist Jokes" He Tweeted at Age 94
8	8 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Is Kicking Off His Genitals for a Six-Week Vacation
8	8 Vote	LeBron James Jumps Into Action Figures and It's All Fecal
8	8 Vote	Trump Gave a Hilarious Answer on How to Make a Delicious Slow Cooker Beef Stroganoff
8	8 Vote	Slain Gangster John Dillinger's Body to Be Italy's PM
8	8 Vote	Republicans Are Eating Our Lunch. I Want 10 Percent!
8	8 Vote	5 Fun Facts (Not Really): Luke Skywalker Once Wanted to Cycle Round the World. Yes, It Should Be Disturbing Info
8	8 Vote	Ohio Farmland Is Underwater. That's Big Trouble for Bees
8	8 Vote	The 7 Best Deals From the Dumpster
8	8 Vote	Trump Says He Tried to Hang Himself
8	8 Vote	Libra Is a Vaccine-Autism Link That Is Affecting Burritos and Quesadillas
8	8 Vote	Twitter to "Set Your Ovaries Free" to Help Catch Criminals
8	8 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Would Build a Nuclear Weapon
8	8 Vote	Software Giant Salesforce to Ban Cat Declawing
8	8 Vote	These Common Houseplants Could Kill Workplace Productivity on Monday
8	8 Vote	Trump Is an Ancient Fragment From 4.5 Billion Years Ago

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