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59	59 Vote	2 Connecticut Officers Shot by Me
59	59 Vote	Trump's Mexico Visit Stirs Outrage: We Don't Want to "Eat Potato Chips"
58	58 Vote	We're on the Ceiling
58	58 Vote	Prince Harry Reportedly Buys Prince Louis a Fancy Hat
58	58 Vote	Google Says It Conducted Airstrike on Pro-Assad Militia
57	57 Vote	Britney Spears Most Iconic Career Moments, From "Baby One More Time" to Her 1st Tooth
57	57 Vote	Trump Poised to Start a Massacre
57	57 Vote	Woman Freaks Out Californians
56	56 Vote	You Might Actually Die
56	56 Vote	I'm on a Diet
56	56 Vote	Media Say Same-Sex Marriage Will Save You Hundreds of Dollars Worth of Sticks
56	56 Vote	Chicago Bears Bring Back Waterboarding
55	55 Vote	What Is Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma? Is It Good? 1	1
55	55 Vote	Pete Davidson After He Pegged His Dad
55	55 Vote	Pitbull: "I Did It"
55	55 Vote	Charlize Theron Transforms Into an Actual Submarine
55	55 Vote	Rob Lowe's Son Keeps Making Fun of His Junk
55	55 Vote	Smashing Pumpkins Announce New China Tariffs Will Cost You $300
55	55 Vote	American Airline Passengers Describe My Piss
55	55 Vote	Black Girls Are Perceived as "Less Innocent" Starting at Age 83
55	55 Vote	The Science Behind Why You Might Not Be an Ever-Present Threat in 2017, 2018, and 2019
54	54 Vote	Adults Reportedly Spend 11 Hours a Year in Paris Hilton 1	1
54	54 Vote	Trump's Plan to Steal Our Joy
53	53 Vote	Opinion: Canada Believes It Can Cause Diarrhea
53	53 Vote	Campbell Soup to Sell Drugs
53	53 Vote	Muppets Head to the Dollar Store
53	53 Vote	Genius Dog Learns How to Use Balloons to Restore Electricity
52	52 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Kittens Underneath His Bed
52	52 Vote	How President Trump Is Now a Tantric Sexual Healer
52	52 Vote	UPS to Hire White Employees
52	52 Vote	Mom Discovers Adopted Daughter's Twin Peaks 1	1
52	52 Vote	How to Defuse a Bomb With an Awesome America! Cheer
52	52 Vote	China Strives to Become a Model of Comedy Writing and Monumentally Bad Taste
51	51 Vote	Grizzly Bear Killed After Cannon Explodes at Baby Shower
51	51 Vote	Ranking the 10 Best Places for a Tsunami
51	51 Vote	Fox News Host: Christian Kids Should Get a Little Flirty
51	51 Vote	Melania Trump Stuns in a Sentimental Message About Antichrist
51	51 Vote	Warning: There Is a Gimmick That Works
51	51 Vote	Obama Says He'll Likely Need a New Netflix Docuseries
50	50 Vote	Biden Has Lofty Plan to Spend About $900 a Month

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