Headline Smasher

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4,122 smashes / 7,306 upvotes / smashed from 6,360 real headlines

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2	2 Vote	You Only Got 10 Hours Left to Live Interviews
2	2 Vote	I'm Not Supposed to Put This Cloth on Everything!
2	2 Vote	Mike Pence Walks Out of Loneliness
2	2 Vote	Don't You Want Lifelong Love, Date a Russian Lady Gaga
2	2 Vote	Promise to Never Remain "Too Faithful" to the Constitution
2	2 Vote	I Just Want to Live With It Is It Cool?
2	2 Vote	How to Be a Sheep
2	2 Vote	3 Things to Avoid if You Feel Like a Stoner
2	2 Vote	Trump: I'm Not Married Yet Again
2	2 Vote	Guess I'll Be Alone (And Not Be the Extra Something Your Sex Life Needs
2	2 Vote	And the Internet Did Not Say Trump's Policies Were a Dick Pic
2	2 Vote	Like an Adult Without Even Touching Her Titties
2	2 Vote	U Can Urinate in Donald Trumps Mouth in a Rom Com, Based on Comey's Memos: "I Have My Subpoena Pen Ready"
2	2 Vote	Hunting the Enemy of My Friendships
2	2 Vote	You Deserve to Wear an Oxygen Mask in Peru
2	2 Vote	You're Allowed to Possess a Nuclear War
2	2 Vote	Fuck Waiting for Next FBI Chief
2	2 Vote	G2A's Relationship With Gearbox Ends With a Passive-Aggressive Yoga Instructor
2	2 Vote	Dude, Take a Peaceful Post-Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	Finaly Starbucks Won't F*ck Up My Room
2	2 Vote	Because You Hate Kids?
2	2 Vote	A Poem About Death and You Tryna Tie Your Shoe
2	2 Vote	When You're Shy and You Deserve Better Sleep
2	2 Vote	How You Break Up With Crab
2	2 Vote	Go Out and Letting Your Heart Rot
2	2 Vote	I Hooked Up With the Cloud
2	2 Vote	Allow Yourself to Become Compulsory in All Schools
2	2 Vote	My Social Anxiety Is Not Impressed
2	2 Vote	Japanese School Uniform Based on Your Ears) – CNET
2	2 Vote	President George H.W. Bush Is STILL Walking Away
2	2 Vote	Teen Manages to Get Free Sh*t Because You Do What He Needed to Do
2	2 Vote	This Is How I Became a Global Organization
2	2 Vote	I Challenge You to Carry Out Simple Car Maintenance Tasks
2	2 Vote	Would You Want a Knife...
2	2 Vote	I Hope You Fall Asleep to Music Without Wasting Battery
2	2 Vote	7 Ways to Make National Elections Less Secure
2	2 Vote	God Will Give You the Bill
2	2 Vote	In 2017, Learn to Speak With Forked Tongue
2	2 Vote	Strictly Come Dancing: All You Need to Kill Me!!
2	2 Vote	So You Know "Die Hard" Was Based on Your Christmas Cards

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