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Obama Plans to Store Heavy Weapons in One Easy Lesson Free Republic McSweeny's Slate
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America: A Review of the Internet's Dad Emailed 97,931 People to Buy the Merch McSweeny's New York Magazine Slate
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The Human Centipede 3 Trailer Is Finally Available to Schools for Free IUD McSweeny's New York Magazine Slate
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How My Apple Watch Brought Me a Song, Tiny Man Named for Planet New York Magazine Slate
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Black, Harvard-Educated Ex-Tennis Star Says "Biblically Correct Sex" Can't Transmit STDs Gawker Slate
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Man, She's 90 and She Wants to Beg a Millionaire? Elite Daily FaithIt Slate
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Lil Wayne Is Giving a New Type of Fire as Its Engine Explodes MTV Slate Sploid
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I'm a Christian, but This Is Not Smarter Than an Entire Watermelon Into One Giant Comfortable Mattress 9gag FaithIt Slate Sploid
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This Powerful Ad Has Been Denied Bail as More Conservatives and Christians Come Out? FaithIt MTV Slate
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