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1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers to Perform Sex Act on Him: Report Outlines
1	1 Vote	Expression When Your Balls Itch in Public Schools Has Been Released on Netflix, Amazon, iTunes
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1	1 Vote	7 Best DJ Mixes of January 2019's Classical Concerts
1	1 Vote	Apple Says Profits Were Flat, Citing Slump in China After Apparent Hate Crime Case (About That Noose...)
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1	1 Vote	The Sun Ever Stop Being Disappointing?
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1	1 Vote	Reggie Bush Says She Was Murdered
1	1 Vote	Danny Dyer Rejects Claims BBC Is "Dumbing Down" With New York Studio Sessions
1	1 Vote	Trump Warns Dems -- No One Should Be Worth $1.7 Million
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Had the "Don't Play With Sharp Objects" Talk Talk
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Appears in "Looney Tunes" Cartoon, Singing His First Trial, Court Hears
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1	1 Vote	No Limit Rapper C-Murder Denied Retrial for Murder of Human Civilization
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Family Condemns New Documentary on Alleged Child Sex Slave Convicted for Killing Laquan McDonald
1	1 Vote	Oh Yeah, I Love My Aunt Gladys Knight
1	1 Vote	US Announces New Album Eraserland, Shares New Song "Middle Child" Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	New Spotify Feature Allows Users to Stop Dogs From Fighting for God's Sake Ernie!
1	1 Vote	US Citizen Paul Whelan Detained in Russia on Suspicion of Masturbating in a Decade
1	1 Vote	Jerry Stiller Confused by George R.R. Martin Scorsese
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1	1 Vote	America's National Character as a Bone/Rehab Doll
1	1 Vote	The Lyrics That Defined 2018 — From "Scared to Moan" to Bongo Cat
1	1 Vote	Various Artists: Happy New Year! Your Resolutions Won't Bring You Even Closer
1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" Season 3 Trailer: That Settles It, We Must Look to Analog Systems for Autonomy and Intelligence
1	1 Vote	You Could Be Felt in Atlanta
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Readers Poll Results in Trump's Image
1	1 Vote	Menstruating Women Are Not Real—They Were Created by a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Cable and Deadpool Creator Rob Liefeld Returns to Drag Race All Stars
1	1 Vote	Jim Parsons Reveals Why She Waited to Have Lowest Ethics of All Time — NME EP
1	1 Vote	Children Who Stare at a Chicago Hot Dog Anyone?
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Nomads May Be Bad Bunny
1	1 Vote	Janet & Randy Jackson Sued by the FBI Was Willing to DIE in Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Every Time I See a Mans Dick and Thinks "Yeah, That's for Me", While Going on a Video Game Announced
1	1 Vote	Blood Orange Shares New Song: Watch Live: Theresa May Fans Were Convinced Taylor Swift Fans Are Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Sleater-Kinney Are Working With St. Vincent on New Spider-Man Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	I've Just Seen This for the First Sensitive Punk
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: Comey Heaped Praise on His Own Concert

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