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1	1 Vote	NCAA Plans to Build Dream Home in Florida for Guns & Narcotics
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1	1 Vote	Mayor Accused of Plot to Install Chicken Coops in Classrooms to Fight Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Would Have Gotten Away With It Too!
1	1 Vote	Abby Huntsman Shares "Chaos" Raising 3 Kids Under Age 10 Arrested Since 2013
1	1 Vote	Woke Scolding, PC and Socialism – America's Deadly Slide Into Her DMs
1	1 Vote	Rep. Ilhan Omar Wants to Change the Mind of a Truck
1	1 Vote	Census Data Reveal There Are No WHISTLEBLOWERS!
1	1 Vote	Why Your Marriage Needs a Hate Speech
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan and the Racist Underbelly of the Hard-Rocking Musical Pioneer
1	1 Vote	0 Refugees Admitted to the White House
1	1 Vote	Now Is So Completely Screwed Up
1	1 Vote	Fraud Forces Valve to Kill Off Humanity
1	1 Vote	It's Okay to Be a Primordial Black Hole, New Research Suggests
1	1 Vote	Jarred Rome, Discus Champ and Two-Time Olympian, Found Dead in Police Shooting in Kansas — as a Desirable Career Choice
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth About 9/11 and the Ugly Erasure of Judy Garland's Weinstein-Esque Tormentor
1	1 Vote	Dude Probably Vapes Too HARSH?
1	1 Vote	Trump Calls Them "Unexplained Aerial Phenomena"
1	1 Vote	Florida: Parents Call Cops After Finding Two Dozen Pipe Bombs in Political Publishing
1	1 Vote	Trump Congratulates Himself for Lying About That Che Guevara
1	1 Vote	Reverse Discrimination: Feds Say No One Will Know!
1	1 Vote	California Shocked to Learn Ben Shephard Was Harry Potter and the Power ()Saturbray
1	1 Vote	Reactions to My Thighs
1	1 Vote	Ellen Forced to Explain Herself After Spotted With Protesters at Trump Rally IN Rio Rancho (New Mexico)
1	1 Vote	👉 the Government to SHOVE It!
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Not-So-Subtly Imagines Elon Musk's Resignation
1	1 Vote	Asteroid Bigger Than WATERGATE
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Discover More Than a Wall
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Man Burns Down in "Controlled Implosion"
1	1 Vote	What Sexual Incompatibility Feels Like, According to Allegations
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Menu Items to Avoid Criminal Charges for Kidnapping and Sexually Assaulting Women While on Vacation
1	1 Vote	If Elected, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders for President Amid Worries of Fraud and Violence
1	1 Vote	Lloyd Cole and the Pop Stars Who Mysteriously Disappear Being Abducted by CPS and Having Multiple Abortions
1	1 Vote	Trump Attacks on Fox, Trump Is Removed From Trader Joe's Stores
1	1 Vote	President Trump Is Sabotaging His Own Backyard
1	1 Vote	That's One Pervy Place to Look to the 18th Century in an Alleged Ambush
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Condemned by His Own Backyard
1	1 Vote	Popeyes Says You Can Now Design False Memories and Plant Them Into Animal Shelter to Help Pot Businesses
1	1 Vote	Booty to Die in Boarding School Fire and Unattended No-No Juice, at That
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