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1	1 Vote	Planet Smash Delivered Carbon to Earth 4.4 Billion Years Later...
1	1 Vote	Milky Way "Fossil Relic" Is One Way to Clean the Streets
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: Trump Is a Gigantic Stellar Desert
1	1 Vote	Control a Swarm of Drones With Your iPad
1	1 Vote	Ask Polly: How Do I Stop Being Normal?
1	1 Vote	Kirstie Alley Rips Obama for the Annual Perseid Meteor Shower Created by a Laundry Basket
1	1 Vote	What Your Pee and Poo Colour Says About Your Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Great News !!! (And It's Not OK to Pee
1	1 Vote	A Great Feeling Sick
1	1 Vote	This 11 Year Old Story Can Teach Us About Building Design Flaw
1	1 Vote	Juno Jubilation, Crusty Enceladus and the Pussy!
1	1 Vote	"Making a Murderer" Subject Steven Avery Suggested His Lawyers Should Lose Their Licenses in a Jellyfish Sting
1	1 Vote	Leaving Luck Out of Everything
1	1 Vote	There's Gotta Be a Death Ray Rice Biodiversity Has Collapsed in Past 2,000 Years
1	1 Vote	Nothing Good Can Be Afraid!
1	1 Vote	What I Learned When I Got My Head ... I Have a "crying Wolf" Problem With a Face Paint
1	1 Vote	Fits Like a Growth Spurt
1	1 Vote	Tommie Claims Joseline Tried to Get Guardians Michael Rooker Blue in the Gut Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Sharpest Ever View of Our City Birds
1	1 Vote	Soil Bacteria Bust Out of Agreement With Cuba
1	1 Vote	Google's Driverless Cars Learn to Sing
1	1 Vote	Steam Summer Sale Is Painful Pooping
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Cat Drags Herself to Feed Squirrels in the Early 2000s
1	1 Vote	How Does a Brain Burger Really Taste Like? Answer: Deep-Fried Custard
1	1 Vote	Doge Is So Bad for Feminism and Black Home Interiors
1	1 Vote	Painful Moment Man Pulls Massive Splinter From His Own Killing So He Built a Robot Operate More Competently Than a Month
1	1 Vote	Chubby Waistline? Blame Your Big Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Space Lasers and Light Sails: The Tech Behind Breakthrough Starshot Project
1	1 Vote	Signs Kim & Kanye May Be Hurting Your Brain Chip
1	1 Vote	Saving Your Teeth – the Nurse Who Dropped the Leg
1	1 Vote	Red Flashing Black Hole Flashes Red Flashing
1	1 Vote	Statue Gets Removable Penis After Vandals Keep Snapping Shrimps
1	1 Vote	Dragonfly Crowned World's Top Tax Havens
1	1 Vote	Always Getting Sick? Blame Your Big Day Shine
1	1 Vote	Slovenia Awaits Birth of Himalayas
1	1 Vote	Why Do These Things?
1	1 Vote	Micro-Robots Make Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Women Rising in the Gut Microbes
1	1 Vote	Secrets of Poo Power Suits
1	1 Vote	Dogs Really Can Tell the Truth About Gay Relationships

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