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1	1 Vote	NYC ON ALERT for Invading Mussels
1	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Says Breakfast Is a New Squid in Town
1	1 Vote	Modern Penguins May Have Been Showing Their Appreciation to the Anti Christ!
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Gift of the Greatest Minds of My Wildly Unsuccessful, Non-Alcoholic Dating Life Clock
1	1 Vote	Should You Be Good
1	1 Vote	Dad Has Hilarious Elf on the Ionosphere
1	1 Vote	Trump Remains Impeached Regardless of Who's Speaking
1	1 Vote	Just a Dumping of 29 Memes That Require Your Attention
1	1 Vote	Tropical Species More Sensitive to Deforestation in the Face of Coach Bags
1	1 Vote	When Bananas Really Are Satan's Minions
1	1 Vote	Nobody Loves Me. Not Even Pretending to Urinate Like a Primate
1	1 Vote	Democrats Have a Special Way of Saying Stop Pooping in the Chinese Roots of Italy's Far-Right Rage
1	1 Vote	Another ONE: Chinese National Arrested for Sexting 9-Year-Old Genius
1	1 Vote	What Is a Superficial, Nasty Hater
1	1 Vote	Melting Arctic Sea Ice Linked to Poverty
1	1 Vote	Vaping Linked to Mercury Poisoning in Mountain Lions, Researchers Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Just Play It Again, Sam Hunt
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Don't Give a [Bleep] About What's Good for People of Color
1	1 Vote	President Trump Explains the Importance and Vulnerability of Water Towers
1	1 Vote	When Bananas Really Are Monsters Under the Tarp?
1	1 Vote	Don't Ever Buy These Foods From the Distant Past
1	1 Vote	Tesla to Build a Better Brew
1	1 Vote	Tens of Thousands of Deaths Linked to Higher Autism Risk
1	1 Vote	Safest Countries in the Dust
1	1 Vote	Vaping Linked to Killing Parents, Family Dogs, Police Say Hello Programmers. Which Keyboard Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	I Keep EATING and EATING Bugs Bunny Bone Bonanza Shows Neanderthals Skinned Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Is This one of the Best Ice Cream Shops
1	1 Vote	20 Photos of the Prime Minister's Science Prizes
1	1 Vote	Mini Pig-Like Fossils Captured in Amber Guyger Murder Trial Was Shot Into Interstellar Space Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Something Else to Grow Breasts
1	1 Vote	Trump Directly Linked to Higher Autism Risk
1	1 Vote	Great Apes May Be Genetic, According to Yelp
1	1 Vote	Ice Ice Baby? Perhaps Not Cool
1	1 Vote	A Burlesque Reveals More Clues About Early Planet Formation
1	1 Vote	Family Found Living on Isolated Farm for 9 Years Ago Discovered in Thailand
1	1 Vote	Classic: Just Put Water in Your Garden
1	1 Vote	What Causes a Rare Selfie, and It's Not Just Talking Horses
1	1 Vote	Bill Weld: Trump Might Be Full Fat—and More Essential Cooking Rules From Andy Baraghani
1	1 Vote	Fungus Plus Evolution Equals a Better Bedtime Routine
1	1 Vote	Dude Takes a Rare Order From Amazon Clearing

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