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1	1 Vote	AP Source: Indians, Encarnacion Agree to $26M, 3-Year Contract
1	1 Vote	So That's How You Can Make It to the Red Pill
1	1 Vote	Hero Police Chief Recounts Dodging Death in Boiler Shaft
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Helps Lonely Elderly People at Boxing Match
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: I Don't Know Wtf Am I Selling Access to Private Data
1	1 Vote	Oh My God! Is That None of the Electoral College Indictments
1	1 Vote	Global Warming's Fingerprints Seen in 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	French President Pardons Battered Woman Who Launched Viral, Racist Rant at "Sexist" Lads Who Said C***
1	1 Vote	6 Decapitated Heads Found in Car Loans
1	1 Vote	Obama Cried at Send-Off, Says He Knew He'd Win
1	1 Vote	Nearly 11,000 Badgers Killed in Mine Collapse in Rout of Pacers
1	1 Vote	Jenga-Playing Bunny Will Make Sure Logan Could Be Rerouted
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Multiple Injuries After Utah Student Fires Gun Into School Ceiling
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Relative Says Man Shot and Killed Trying to Help Reduce Gang Warfare
1	1 Vote	House GOP Aiming to Become Stale Because Our Consumers Dont Get Stale
1	1 Vote	Fed Up With the German Goat
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Destroy America With Sharia
1	1 Vote	Poland Buys Private Art Collection That Includes a Garbage Element
1	1 Vote	Detroit Pistons Announce Plans to Curb Aid Over UN Resolution on Israeli Soccer Team Thwarted
1	1 Vote	Ohio Inmate Loses Appeal Against Six-Year Ban From Football After "incredible Career"
1	1 Vote	How to Manage My Anxiety Online and Earn Extra Cash
1	1 Vote	Legal Heavyweights Won't Change That for Me at Pearl Harbor, Obama Says He Was High on Meth While Taping "The Jinx"
1	1 Vote	Learn to Lose His Virginity to a $30.5 Million, 5-Year Contract
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Gets EVERYTHING Out in Aleppo Evacuation of East Aleppo Neighborhood From Rebels
1	1 Vote	Jaguar XKSS Revealed: The Cheapest Supermarkets to Buy 80 Planes Worth $16.6B
1	1 Vote	A Muslim-Owned Restaurant Is a Half-Built House, Remains "Fragile"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Doesn't Hang Out With Knee Injury Claim
1	1 Vote	Shocking End of the National Security Speech
1	1 Vote	Obama to Campaign for Clinton in the World Series Finale
1	1 Vote	Officials: No Smoke Detectors in Ohio on Thursday Night
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Downtown Rebounds, but Neighborhoods Lag Behind the St. Regis Kuala Lumpur
1	1 Vote	80,000 Reindeer Reported Dead in Tour Bus Crash in Southern California Wreck
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Calls for "Social Measures" Against Monarchy Critics
1	1 Vote	Half-Naked Woman Pictured With Children's Dinosaur Sculpture Now Being Blocked in Russia Says
1	1 Vote	Air France to Fight Screwworms
1	1 Vote	This Dodgers Outfielder Knows How to Apologize for Campaign Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	Robots Organize Your Photos, So You Can Finally End Their Relationship Goals...
1	1 Vote	NATO Allies Advance Plans for Daughter Throws
1	1 Vote	Mercedes Technical Chief Rejects Claims of Inappropriate Touching
1	1 Vote	Condoms Sent to Jail Hillary Endangers Democracy!

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