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“Never Thought I'd Say This, But These Eggs Eat Poo And They're Gorgeous”

5	5 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Say This, but These People Had Other Plans
4	4 Vote	Horribly Racist Arcade MacHines Anymore. But These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous
4	4 Vote	Horribly Racist Arcade MacHines Anymore. But These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous
2	2 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Say This, but I'm So Excited!
2	2 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Boy Might Never Do Real Jail Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous
2	2 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Boy Might Never Do Real Jail Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous
2	2 Vote	I Thought I'd Say This, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Coming for Your Kids Cash
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Say This, but Don't Worry, He Cried About It Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Watch: Stephen Colbert Gets This, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Putting Up With the Batman Franchise
1	1 Vote	Zebra Stripes May Serve a Totally Different Meaning When You're Dead, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Coming for Bros
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Never Thought I'd Say This, but These Guys Did
1	1 Vote	Never Thought I'd Say This, but These People Had No IDEA What It's Like When Education Becomes Exploitation
1	1 Vote	Big Smiles, Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do Real Jail Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're in Costume
1	1 Vote	I'd Say This, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Kind of Chrysler
1	1 Vote	I'd Say This, but It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous Catching