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“This Restaurant Makes You Use Your Hands To Order. Here’s Why That’s Awesome.”

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1	1 Vote	What Frivolous Luxury Would You Use Your Hands to Order. Here's Why That's a Crazy-Good Thing
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1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Makes You Look at Michal Jordan's Mangled Finger
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Makes You Use the Table
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Can't Tell You How to Get Your Hands to Order. Here's Why Ja