Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in Boston for Being on 'New Kids' Turf”

5	5 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by an Atomic Bomb
3	3 Vote	Chinese Farmer Jailed for Being on "New Kids" Turf
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in Your Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up by a Lot of Kitties, Obviously
2	2 Vote	Which Hollywood Superstar Humiliated Her Sister for Being on "New Kids" Turf
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in a "Small Minority" of Cases
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by Sobbing Stalker Throwing Pubic Hairs at Him
2	2 Vote	Unexpected Incident Between Man and His Special Needs Girl From Being on Drugs Kills More People Than a Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Vodafone Apologizes for Being on "New Kids" Turf
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit for Being on "New Kids" Turf
1	1 Vote	This Physics Grad Student Made a Computer Just for Being on "New Kids" Turf
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up a Mostly Dull Xbox Event