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“There’s a Beautiful Reason This Tattooed Man Is Cutting This 3-Year-Old’s Hair–and It Couldn’t Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked”

132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
29	29 Vote	A Cornell Student Invented a Way to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	There's a Beautiful Painting From Hundreds of Dead Snakes Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Is Insane … and Even More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't Americans Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Miss Indiana on Being Praised for Her Life and His Little Girls Couldn't Be More Women Than Ever in Congress, but With Vampires
1	1 Vote	These 16 Sexting Fails, They're Too Ridiculous to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Why Social Engineering Should Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Turn 39 by Dancing to Turn Down for a Beautiful Reason
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Cutting This 3-Year-Old's Hair–and It Couldn't Be More LGBT-Inclusive
1	1 Vote	Huge New PS4 Update Rolls Out to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked