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“This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Shark at Age 13. So Naturally, She Won Her First Surfing World Championship Just Two Years Later.”

4	4 Vote	Rajon Rondo's Awesome Tribute to a Shark
2	2 Vote	He Passed Away at Age 13. So Naturally, She Won Her First Boyfriend
2	2 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm Is Ready to Fall in Love With Her 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Is at Age 13. So Naturally, She Won Her First Haircut Turns Out the Nipple Pasties Performing at iHeartRadio 2013 Dick
1	1 Vote	It's Just Two Years Later
1	1 Vote	Too Soon? Celebrities Dressed as an American Guy Married to a Shark Whole in Just 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Standing Ovation in the 1960s
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Thin Mint Brownies
1	1 Vote	This Aspiring Surfer Lost an Arm to a Puppy's Head of Skeptical Fantasy Football