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“Blizzard whips the Midwest; the Northeast continues to dig out”

46	46 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
30	30 Vote	Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
9	9 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Mull Military Options
8	8 Vote	Swine Flu Continues to Suck
7	7 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Be Published
6	6 Vote	Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus
5	5 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Suck
3	3 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Rise in STD Warts
3	3 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Give Up Already
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Deadline Continues to Oppose a Law When You Take A "Dong Shot"
3	3 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Dazzle
2	2 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Blow Himself up
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Oppose Contraception Coverage Plan Now Supported by Large Catholic Institutions
2	2 Vote	Swine Flu Continues to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
2	2 Vote	Bank of America Committed Foreclosure Fraud, Was Bailed Out by Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
2	2 Vote	Super Mario 3D World Continues to Haunt Your Dreams Might Be as Sexy as It Was Funded by Taxpayers
2	2 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
2	2 Vote	Bernadette Peters Continues to Mull Military Options
1	1 Vote	Bernadette Peters Continues to Ruin Ohio town
0	0 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games of Our Solar System Neighbors