Headline Smasher

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“Baseball's Gary Carter says tumors found on his brain”

1	1 Vote	Older Americans Stand With Rand on His Brain Eating
2	2 Vote	Romney Flips on His Human Love Interest
1	1 Vote	NY Man Rubs Pepperoni on His Way Back From Climate Change
3	3 Vote	Awkward: Oblivious Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Own Driveway
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
7	7 Vote	WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich on His Home, NOW Faces Imminent Eviction
2	2 Vote	Eliot Spitzer Gives Uncomfortable, Tearful Interview on His Own Death?
7	7 Vote	Zelda Fan Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Disappearance
2	2 Vote	Romney Flips on His Wedding Day
2	2 Vote	The Best Part of Their Mayo on His Own Penis
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2